Sunday, March 18, 2018

Hilarious Dating Quotes

Garry Shandling
"I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over."

Dave Attell
"I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date-date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed."

David Spade
"I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her."

Joey Adams
"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."

Clark Gable
"It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with.

Larry David
"Golf and dating don’t mix."

Matthew S. Field
"There should be a CarFax for single women. If you were interested in dating a woman, you could check her major accidents, hidden problems, whether she’s a lemon, and warranty information."

Alex Reed
"I hate first dates. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me. I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave."

Rodney Dangerfield
"I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again."

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