Sunday, March 18, 2018

Hilarious Dating Quotes

Garry Shandling
"I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over."

Dave Attell
"I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date-date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed."

David Spade
"I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her."

Joey Adams
"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."

Clark Gable
"It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with.

Larry David
"Golf and dating don’t mix."

Matthew S. Field
"There should be a CarFax for single women. If you were interested in dating a woman, you could check her major accidents, hidden problems, whether she’s a lemon, and warranty information."

Alex Reed
"I hate first dates. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me. I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave."

Rodney Dangerfield
"I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again."

1 comment:

Harlan Mueller said...

Very funny actually, especially about car fax and the teacher) You amused me, definitely this is also the life experience of communication with women, which I think is priceless) I'm so immersed in business that I rarely want to get acquainted with a girl on the street. Too much time takes finding of common interests. Thanks to online videochat many couples are created on the Internet much easier and this hour ends with marriage.
But even this approach has its own rules of surprise, and the quotes are a clear confirmation of this. In addition, I need to find a girl who suits me for a psycho-type, next to get to know this girl and interest her. Hmm ...