Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Valentine's Day Quotes for Single Dads

Okay, guys. If you’re a single father, then there’s about a 95% chance that Cupid missed his mark the first or, ahem, second time around. Well, here’s your chance to create some magic. For a lot of these Valentine’s Day quotes, you may notice, my tongue is firmly planted in my cheek.

“Love is a grave mental illness.” -Plato

“I saved a bunch of money on Valentine’s Day by switching to single” –Unknown

“You don’t have to wait until Valentine’s Day to show someone how much they mean to you.” –Unknown

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” –Phyllis Diller

“Valentine’s Day is so fake. If you love a girl, you’ll treat her special every day. Not just once out of 365 days.” –Unknown

“People call it Valentine’s Day. I call it Tuesday.” –Lil Wayne

“A real man can make every day Valentine’s Day for his girl.” –Unknown

“To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia.” –H.L. Mencken

“No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine’s Day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.” -Unknown

“Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art everyday my Valentine!” –Thomas Hood

“February 13 should be international condom day.” –Mario Tomasello

“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?” –Oscar Wilde

“It is impossible to love and be wise.” –Francis Bacon

“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” -Anonymous

“I wish jewelry stores were more honest about what they’re selling. It would certainly make for more entertaining commercials.” –Yours Truly

Photo Credit: Kathie Austin Photography, LLC

Happy Valentine’s Day!